Haha! That was so much fun! You're a good slave! I can see this is something you have a lot of practice in!
So! Now you know, no more attitude, okay dog?
..What's that face for? You don't like that I called you "dog"? But you are nothing more than a dog to me! Look at you! Kneeling! Kissing my feet! I can't take you seriously! Like, come one, tell me about your last girlfriend - why did she leave you?