"I know it's sad," I said, "That's why I hired you."
"I'm sorry, baby, I consider myself an upscale escort. I specialize in men who know what the hell they are doing. I don't fuck virgins."
"Well, could you make an exception? I mean, I did pay you a lot."
"I'm sorry, that jizz in the pants thing, that was just... really weird."
"But..."
"Maybe you can try somewhere else. I hear Nevada has legalized prostitution. I have to go now, you have a good life." Then she left.