Haha, was that embarrasing little slut? ...well get used to it, a BIMBO always turns heads and causes a scene *giggle*
So get naked again, I want you to load up this famous video of the fake orgasm scene from the movie 'When Harry met Sally'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZluzt3H6tk
...now the object of this task is to work on your earth-shattering orgasms haha ....so watch the video and learn how to fake it like a pro!
Now take your large cucumber, put an XL condom over it and lube it up ...3 guesses where this is going in *giggle* ...now start working that makeshift dildo into your pussy, start off slowly and then gradually build it up.
Now when you are masturbating with your cucumber I want you to fake an orgasm as loud as you can, you need to be screaming when you ride the edge of orgasm so the neighbours can hear! ....however you are NOT ALLOWED to cum yet so reach the edge, fake the orgasm and take that cucumber out of that pussy slut! *giggle*