Tales from Milovana University...Part I

Tales from Milovana University...Part I by bobroberts

"I understand that your tenure hearing is this Friday." Professor Danica says. You nod, trying your hardest to look her in the eyes and not in any of her more ample parts.
"Well, how badly do you want to get that tenure?" she asks. You mean to answer that you deserve tenure and have worked hard for it, but you manage a weak "I will do whatever it takes. Anything."