Awww, look at you all naked.
Now I want you to squat down like a girl taking a piss outside. You can wrap you hand around your cock and pump away all you want with one hand, but I want you to take the two fingers you've been flicking the bean with and stick them in your mouth.
Now, get them all wet and slobbery, work them like some big strapping hunk is forcing his cock down your throat, I know you've thought about that before.
Yeah, that's real good. Keep that up for about 2 minutes.