Car Trouble
Okay bud. I know what's wrong with your car. You're outta gas, dumbass! I mean, I didn't know people actually even did that. How stupid are you? Oh, the guage is broken? All the more reason to be careful, dipshit.
Well look, like I said, my pop owns the autoshop in the next town, so I'll give him a call, you'll be out of here soon enough. But there's own thing he taught me, its never give free car advice, so you're gonna have to pay me.
You got no cash? Of course not. Well, we'll have to come up with an alternative method of payment then.
You know what? I've been horny as hell all day, so you can get me off as payment.
Now, obviously, I'm never gonna let a guy like you touch me, so you'll have to put on a show. Start my rubbing yourself thorugh those jeans real slow. Slower. Slower. That's it, just like that. Do that, oh, say... 150 times.