Ok, hands off that pin dick for the time being, I want you to grab your sharpie/permanent marker again!
I want you to write BETA MALE on your forehead haha ....make sure you write it backwards though, I want you to be able to read it when looking at yourself in a mirror *giggle*
Once you have completed this task I want you to kneel in front of a mirror and give me 100 worship strokes whilst admiring the writing on your forehead like a good BETA male haha