Hahaha, now you are completely smooth down there, what a loser you are! You must feel like a 10 year old boy again lol
So now its all shaved I want you to brand your small itty-bitty dicklette *giggle*
Grab a Sharpie/permanent marker and write one of the following words on that pin dick...
-Lissa
-Loser
-Beta Male
Once you have completed this task, take a photograph of your pin-dick on your phone/camera and save it for later on!