Caught by the Sexy Asian Girl
Oh damn! I think my dad's home. Yeah, this is my parent's place, duh. Shut the hell up and quit panting so much. I'm not getting kicked out because you can't keep quiet, dumbshit.
<Take a sock and stuff it in your mouth, then take a shoe and smack yourself as hard as you can right between the legs, repeat until you're doubled over from pain>
"Hi Daddy. Noise? What noise, no that's just the TV."
"Oh, just stopped by because you forgot your office keys. Awe, Daddy you're getting absent minded these days."
"I'll see you tonight when you get back. Bye, I love."
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