Then she settles back into the gloom and says dejectedly:
"Great, I'm just a pair of tits and maybe a cunt for you, is that it?" She sounds like she's going to cry!
No, you protest that you have gotten to know her as a person in the last year, and that you now think of her as your best friend. You try to lighten things up and say that she's your best friend with benefits!
"But you don't want me the way you want *her*!" she says accusingly, with a sob. She hits your balls with her foot again to emphasize her point.
No, you protest that are always very excited by her and that she is very sensual. You offer as evidence that you are desperate for relief and stroking while looking at her now.