Are you, perhaps, not man enough?
Perhaps that's why you couldn't reach my level even if you tried.
No matter what you thought you were before you met me...no matter what you think you are when not in my presence...
No matter how much you might remind yourself that you still own a pair of balls, you'll never reach a comparable level.
Those balls of yours...actually, they're MINE.
Don't you agree, kitty cat? Don't you?
Come on, say it...
"My balls are yours, sweet Miss."
Oh that just makes me so tickled! Will you squeeze those balls for me? Squeeze them firmly...aww, just look at you! So obedient!