Young Flatmate
And you eventually revealed that you never found the right woman, because the woman you want is one who will lock your penis in a chastity device and not let you out for an orgasm for a long time, so that you get all desperate and horny!
And I laughed and said "Well, you don't need to be in a relationship to have a woman do that! Heck, I could do it for you!", and you went all serious, and sure enough, soon you were showing me the chastity device you'd bought, and I was laughing at it and telling you "Put it on! Put it on!" and laughing even louder when you took your pants off and actually DID IT: iced your cock down (our chat had got BOTH of us a little excited), slid the retaining ring on, then placed the tube over your cold little cock, then clicked the padlock shut.