haha, another one bites the dust. its time i tell you what kind of shit research we do here, well we see how long people can survive for eating nothing but human feces, and your our latest ginni pig. and don't worry, you will not die for a long time, subject 1 is still alive after 13 years and he is still fit and healthy, and don't think about being able to escape, subject 1 is still in his original restraints from when i secured them 13 years ago. [squirm in your restraints]
now down to business. the sample you brought isn't really for our research, its for your first meal, since we need time to analyse what kind of shit would be best for you, we know this is compatible and that you wont get sick.
must be lunchtime by now, i guess its time for your first meal
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