Well, it IS dirty, kitten.
But you love it. Don't you?
I know you do.
Look at me - a little college girl, a cockteaser, and the owner of your aching, blue balls.
Oh! It just gives you chills, doesn't it?
And as soon as I'm done with you for the day...you're completely mortified with yourself.
...but you always come back.
I always put you back in your rightful place.