Imagine him throwing me roughly over this chair, me giggling as he whispers sweet nothings in my ears. As he whispers I turn to you and shout orders, telling you to squeeze your little balls until your stomach churns - well, go on, do it!
More giggles. More whispers. More orders. On your tippy toes! Back to your knees. Face to the ground! On your back, legs spread wide!
As you scramble to perform each task, knowing your only hope of release lies in amusing me, you have to wonder. Am I giving the orders? Or is he?