Now bend it up high. Oh... would you look at that. Maybe there was a reason it had to be bent down like that after all. I mean, other than that it couldn't be allowed to pleasure a woman, or relieve itself, or piss like a man when it so clearly belongs to something less than one. I mean, bent down like that it can't really do anything it wants to, but at least it protects those cute little balls of yours.
See? Now that it's out of the way, go ahead and punch yourself right there, say, five times for your mistresses amusement. It doesn't count if it doesn't hurt so much that you can't help but react - but that certainly shouldn't be hard now that that cage is out of the way, right?