Look at me. Spread your knees wide. Is that cage trying to push itself out of position?
Push it back. Drive it all the way back into your balls, as deep as you can go. That isn't a sexual organ you have in your hand there, it's a frustration machine. Bend it further downwards for me than it would normally be, as far as you can manage, and hold it there.
Hold it there because I want you to.