Mm... Now, let's try somthing a little harder.
I want you to find an open convenience store somewhere. A corner store or gas station will do.
Pull down your pants so that your ass is showing.
I want you to browse at least three aisles, as if you were going to buy something!
While browsing, I want you to edge twice.
If you want to make me really happy, you'll buy something cheap and then ask the store clerk if they sell condoms!
Just the idea makes me all warm!
If there isn't a convenience store nearby, you will simply show your ass while walking to the next checkpoint.