Did you get everything? And your panties are dirty? Great! Let’s get started. I want you to take off your shirt and open your pants. Pull your cock and balls out from your pants.
DO NOT stroke yet.
Just leave your junk sitting out there, let it breathe some fresh air. Mmm, you’ve got a nice package. Too bad you don’t have a girl to take advantage of it. But I guess that’s why you need my help.
Now, with your non-dominant hand, stroke your head, nice and slow. Get as hard as you can for me.