See, this is why they say "be careful what you wish for".
You should know there is a get-out clause. You can give up your wishes three right now, BUT, and here it is, you will become the Genie.
Even worse, your present reality, the one you're about to live, will be your reality until someone who believes in Genies finds and opens your bottle. Only, everything enjoyable will be turned into something horrid, and every horrid thing will be magnified a thousand times. I don't fancy your chances, do you slave?
So, will you stay with me?