Payroll Problem
Maybe you really should be a woman. Fondle your nipples and breasts while you imagine being one. If you shaved in certain places and got your hair done, you could easily become unsuspiciously androgynous for day-to-day life - then a bit of makeup and dressing appropriately could bring out your feminine side for when I want it...or when my boyfriends want it.
This could be your new life!
Feel like you may be getting in too deep? I don't particularly care if you're interested or not. Quite frankly, this is beyond getting up and leaving - if you don't do what I ask, I can always let the whole office know you're a pervert, or even claim sexual harassment. It's not like it wouldn't be true.
Grab your nipples - pull and twist them! Make it hurt badly!