You know, I heard this one couple got arrested last week in Lehigh County. Two female officers found a beautiful girl and her boytoy out in the open. No clothes to be found anywhere in sight. The officers arrested both but ended up taking the girl home. The boy was sent to a holding cell... just the way they found him. I bet he had a lot of explaining to do to his fellow cellmates. Gotta love feminist cops.
Lehigh County isn't that far from here.
Here, hold this with your mouth babe.
Rotate your dick in a circle 20 times, no pumping.
Now give me 50 more rotations.
Like I said, I don't want to see any leaking, so new rule:
5.) If it leaks, scoop it up, and place it on your tongue.
Since I believe in equality, I'll do the same with my pussy juice. It's only fair. I should warn you though, you could only make me wet after about 15 minutes of intense sex but we aren't here for sex, so you lose.