Alright, you're boring me now. Get as much out as you can and then clean yourself up. Plug up that belt with a little toilet paper so you don't drip anywhere. And then you'd better flush that toilet, mister! If you ever forget to, I'm sure that any one of the girls here would be happy to make you drink from it.
And from now on you keep this bathroom clean as a whistle, because otherwise I'm going to plug up that little thing and make you wait until you damn near explode to pee.
When you're done, I'll show you the kitchen, and then after you've got something into your system you can come back up here and take a shower. Be sure to get your belt as clean as you can, because we're not letting you take it off for that. We can get a plastic bag to put over it if you don't want your lock to rust, although if you ask me I really don't see the point. I certainly didn't see it, but I'm still betting your key went the way of that toilet the moment we inducted you.