Well, hello there. Would you mind telling me what you are doing, lying on our bathroom floor at 4 in the morning? No, wait, let me guess. You slipped and bumped your head.
While naked.
In the girls dormitory bathroom.
And apparently wearing... what is that?
Hey, I know it was a heck of a party, but you, my friend, must have had way too much to drink. You've been out for a couple of hours at least. The party's long over.
Were you dreaming? When I came in I distinctly heard you mutter something about wanting, or having. It must have been a nice dream, though. In fact, (and we'll keep this between us) you were even humping the air a little bit with that funky piece of plastic you've got on you. So dirty.