But of course, it's not all bad. As you can see there are certain incentives to being stuck in a girls dormitory. And we all know that what you see and hear stays here, so we'll show and tell you things you'd never see otherwise. In fact, I think you're going to like it here, and here's why:
Even if you don't realize it, the reason that you signed that contract is because you know something that the Chi Beta Tau sorority has known about boys since its inception - that for you, it's always more pleasurable to want than to have. The desire, not the release - that's the part of it that's fun. That's the part that makes your blood boil. That's the part that makes you gasp with pleasure.
Don't believe me? Try to get yourself hard inside that thing. Feel the desire welling up in you, cut off by that hard plastic cage. Clench those caged muscles for me.