Are you on your knees? If not you'd better slap your balls 5 times for me.
Call that slapping? Do it again, harder this time.
Your cock's gone soft now hasn't it, a few more warm up strokes then.
100 X very slow strokes
10 x fast strokes
100 x slow strokes
10 x fast strokes
100 x medium strokes
10 x fast strokes
100 x very fast strokes
then...