Doing my bit to help you become all that you can be: a dumb cum dump. (say thank you Johnny)

Giving you a purpose in life. (say thank you Johnny)

A guide to assist dumb unmarried women to be the best bride they can on their special day. (say thank you Johnny)

A guide for dumb women on how to wear cum without your egotistical behavior ruining everything. (say thank you Johnny)

A place for mature sluts to escape the ageist pressures of society and embrace your sexual humiliation and degradation. (say thank you Johnny)

A guide to help you understand why your marriage is stale and dull and how you should find fulfillment in marriage. (say thank you Johnny)

A true story involving a middle-aged suburban housewife and the lessons therein regarding the true nature of women. (say thank you Johnny)

A tool to help dumb women weigh up the pros and cons of becoming my permanently denied domestic pet. (say thank you Johnny)

Another place for middle-aged sluts to escape the ageist pressures of society and embrace their own humiliation and degradation. (say thank you Johnny)

An antidote to the societal pressures of commercials and the vanity they produce in the dumb female mind. That dumb cunts may learn. (say thank you Johnny)

Helping guide middle-aged mothers in their duties as a mom-in-law. (say thank you Johnny)