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A Laugh for the Ladys

Posted: Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:53 am
by redfred
Yesterday I had a ex-out of state girlfriend call me up laughing her self to death. It seems she found this web site that has videos of males showing off different techniques for masturbation. She could not believe males "invented" so many ways to masturbate with some many different objects. She call me to ask me if these "techniques" were all true, to say the least I was speechless as I watched the videos.

That is when I thought some of the Ladys on this site might get a laugh or two from watching them so here is the site

http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/

(click down to bottom of the page for older post with lots more videos )

She especial liked the "fleshlight push up" video
http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/2007/0 ... h-ups.html

And "no hands"
http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/2007/07/no-hands.html



And Autofellatio
http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/search ... tofellatio


Also for some reason (duh) she liked watch pdxpony (the guy in the red shirt)
http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/2007/0 ... lking.html

I hope you Ladys enjoy this as much as my Ex.

redfred

Re: A Laugh for the Ladys

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:19 pm
by Mz_Teneale
Some of those gave me a giggle, but i have heard of some of those techniques before. Except for that autofelatio... That is disgusting!

By the way. That guy with the red shirt... His cock is Massive! Id be scared if i saw that in bed with me :\'-(

Yeah right...

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 12:57 pm
by matheus
Your ex-out of state girlfriend "called you" :-D
Why don't just telling the truth, you've discovered the site, was amazed by the numerous techniques, probably even tried some of them and liked it, then wanted to share it with us, but felt embarrassed, but that's ok my friend, there is no need to.
Nice site to my opinion and personally I wouldn't try some of the suggested methods there, for example no way I'll put my own penis in my mouth (whether if I could or couldn't), but the "no hands" seems like a challenge.

Re: A Laugh for the Ladys

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:28 pm
by redfred
Mz_Teneale wrote:Some of those gave me a giggle, but i have heard of some of those techniques before. Except for that autofelatio... That is disgusting!

By the way. That guy with the red shirt... His cock is Massive! Id be scared if i saw that in bed with me :\'-(
I am glad you enjoy it Mz Teneale.

redfred

Re: Yeah right...

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 2:32 pm
by redfred
matheus wrote:Your ex-out of state girlfriend "called you" :-D
Why don't just telling the truth, you've discovered the site, was amazed by the numerous techniques, probably even tried some of them and liked it, then wanted to share it with us, but felt embarrassed, but that's ok my friend, there is no need to.
Nice site to my opinion and personally I wouldn't try some of the suggested methods there, for example no way I'll put my own penis in my mouth (whether if I could or couldn't), but the "no hands" seems like a challenge.
matheus,

Thank you for call my honesty into question on your first post here on milovana, I am sure you will make many new friends here. Hopefully I and others will be able to return your favor if you ever post here a again. And you are correct I should post the truth so here it is.

Yesterday I had a ex-out of state girlfriend call me up laughing her self to death. It seems she found this web site that has videos of males showing off different techniques for masturbation. She could not believe males "invented" so many ways to masturbate with some many different objects. She call me to ask me if these "techniques" were all true, to say the least I was speechless as I watched the videos.

That is when I thought some of the Ladys on this site might get a laugh or two from watching them so here is the site

http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/

(click down to bottom of the page for older post with lots more videos )

She especial liked the "fleshlight push up" video
http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/2007/0 ... h-ups.html

And "no hands"
http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/2007/07/no-hands.html



And Autofellatio
http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/search ... tofellatio


Also for some reason (duh) she liked watch pdxpony (the guy in the red shirt)
http://mastechnique.blogspot.com/2007/0 ... lking.html

I hope you Ladys enjoy this as much as my Ex.

redfred

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:54 pm
by Timshel
Not that i think it was a good one, but I think it was an attempt at humor...Sometimes dry humor taken to far doesn't translate well over the Net.

Interesting site redfred.

Now lets all get along so we can focus on what's important.

Makin' teases, and finding hot deviant women to tease us.

Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2007 5:26 pm
by kinkydomina
She liked the red Tshirt guy coz he is BIG! Otherwise, nice site! Thanks for sharing!

Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:07 am
by redfred
kinkydomina wrote:She liked the red Tshirt guy coz he is BIG! Otherwise, nice site! Thanks for sharing!
Thank youi Ma'am, I am glad you were entertained.

redfred