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My question is that some teases require you to freeze your sperm for consumption at a later date, but the problem is I cant do this, due to not living alone and im sure if someone found my ejaculation in the freezer they would likely frown upon it

So what would happen if I stored it in a bottle and kept it under the bed or somewhere like that, would it still be ok for consuming? or does it go off?

Would really like to try this as I cant bring myself to eat it immediately after orgasm.

Luke warm cum would probably be unsafe to consume. You could try microwaving it before drinking it.

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Semen contains (among other things) fructose. Let it sit at room temperature for more than a few hours, and it will most likely start to get all kinds of nasty bacteria and molds growing in it.

Would really like to try this as I cant bring myself to eat it immediately after orgasm.

Ruin an orgasm into a shot glass, wait until you can get turned on again, then do it, until you're used to it. Or, prop yourself up against a wall and do it directly into your mouth.

Healthier diets which include lots of fruit and not too much meat make it taste better, by the way.

Dude Man wrote:My question is that some teases require you to freeze your sperm for consumption at a later date, but the problem is I cant do this, due to not living alone and im sure if someone found my ejaculation in the freezer they would likely frown upon it

So what would happen if I stored it in a bottle and kept it under the bed or somewhere like that, would it still be ok for consuming? or does it go off?

Would really like to try this as I cant bring myself to eat it immediately after orgasm.

It is not safe. Will it kill you? No, probably not. It also will dry out and become crusty. What you could do is purchase a metal cigar tube. Fill it and then put in the freezer with a few more tubes that have cigars. Most people wont touch these. Then when you're ready to consume place the tube in a cup of water.