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hi i want to know how many pages have the longest single tease of milovana?

Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Create the longest tease in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we created the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Longest Tease in the World, it was The Longest Tease in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Longest Tease in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Longest Tease in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Longest Tease in the World,
All right! It was The Longest Tease in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' tease the longest tease in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the tease we created on that fateful night it didn't actually go
anything like this tease.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

eloisasissy wrote:hi i want to know how many pages have the longest single tease of milovana?

I believe that there are flash teases that are literally endless, and thus effectively have an infinite number of pages. If that is true then these would all qualify as "the longest"... Thus there would be no unique answer to your question.

Is what you mean something different?

my biggest tease was like 2-3 thousend pages, but you should know that of course most of those pages are making the logic of a tease work, are blank and not seen by the end user.

do you mean
Number of pages
or how long it takes you?
I have written a few teases that either take all day
and anouther style that one tease actually takes 8 DAYS to complete,
if done properly.

A more interesting question would be, what is the shortest tease that is highly rated? For example, which classic tease with at least a 4.5 rating is the shortest? At least that question would have a well-defined answer and would be interesting...

Nezhul wrote:my biggest tease was like 2-3 thousend pages, but you should know that of course most of those pages are making the logic of a tease work, are blank and not seen by the end user.

I don´t see here a tease or flash tease with more than 500 pages, actualy im doing a tease that have more than 250 pages with text, this 250 pages will be visible for all users.

My question is wich tease have more pages with text in milovana? and how many pages?

cactusman wrote:A more interesting question would be, what is the shortest tease that is highly rated? For example, which classic tease with at least a 4.5 rating is the shortest? At least that question would have a well-defined answer and would be interesting...

My question is wich single tease have more pages with text in milovana? and how many pages?

I don't think a lot of people actually counting. Does it matter?

I don't know which but for a classic tease I am almost sure that it is one of cactusman teases.

Qwert wrote:I don't know which but for a classic tease I am almost sure that it is one of cactusman teases.

I'm not sure that I've written the longest classic tease. But I hope I've written some of the best ones.

My longest tease has been Erica: Teasing Ex-Fiancée and Housemate. That tease, is 483 pages long. It has a very high rating of 4.5 (with 650 ratings) also has the most views (34705) of any of my teases. It's part of my Erica and Kara Series, which is itself pretty long. I consider it one of my best works.

My tease Lori's Fantasy-Based Teasing is nearly as long as that, it's 467 pages long. It also has a 4.5 rating, but only 307 votes, so perhaps fewer people have made it to the end of that tease.

My longest series is the Maria Pavlova Series, which will allow you to immerse yourself for a good long time if you like it.

cactusman wrote:A more interesting question would be, what is the shortest tease that is highly rated? For example, which classic tease with at least a 4.5 rating is the shortest? At least that question would have a well-defined answer and would be interesting...

To answer my own question, of my own teases, the shortest with a 4.5 rating is:

Maria Pavlova: A New Experience (Part 4)

which is only 63 pages long. Currently it has a 4.5 rating (with 281 ratings). The number of views is pretty small (only 5688), so probably a lot of people have ignored this one.

I also looked at teases with the highest ratio of rating to number of pages, and the winner among my own teases is

Valentine's Day Nurse

which has a 4.0 rating (with 497 ratings and 9854 views) and only is 15 pages long. That's nice, but I think there are other short teases I've written that are better...

Bandit224 wrote:Long time ago me and my brother Kyle here,
we was hitchhikin' down a long and lonesome road.
All of a sudden, there shined a shiny demon... in the middle... of the road.
And he said:
[Sung]
"Create the longest tease in the world, or I'll eat your soul." (soul)
[Spoken]
Well me and Kyle, we looked at each other,
and we each said... "Okay."
[Sung]
And we created the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Longest Tease in the World, it was The Longest Tease in the World.

Look into my eyes and it's easy to see
One and one make two, two and one make three,
It was destiny.
Once every hundred-thousand years or so,
When the sun doth shine and the moon doth glow
And the grass doth grow...

Needless to say, the beast was stunned.
Whip-crack went his Whoopy tail,
And the beast was done.
He asked us: "(snort) Be you angels?"
And we said, "Nay. We are but men."
Rock!
Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh-ah-ah,
Ohhh, whoah, ah-whoah-oh!

This is not The Longest Tease in the World, no.
This is just a tribute.
Couldn't remember The Longest Tease in the World, no, no.
This is a tribute, oh, to The Longest Tease in the World,
All right! It was The Longest Tease in the World,
All right! It was the best muthafuckin' tease the longest tease in the world.
[2-part skat]
[Spoken]
And the peculiar thing is this my friends:
the tease we created on that fateful night it didn't actually go
anything like this tease.
[Sung]
This is just a tribute! You gotta believe it!
And I wish you were there! Just a matter of opinion.
Ah, fuck! Good God, God lovin',
So surprised to find you can't stop it.

LOL I must now go listen to Tenacious D!

WOOOOOOOOOAH 483 PAGES O_O
Any one had finished that tease?