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Few people realize that the penis actually comes with a manual. But in order to save the rainforest, it is no longer supplied in paper form at birth, but instead available online.

So, for your convenience, here it is

Good humor mixed with a good deal of real information. Enjoy!

"Longest medically recorded erection: 12 inches"


Damn ...

lol, that is a funny manual...I just had to send a copy to my GF!

Thats both silly and funny

"Average Sperm Swimming Speed is 1 - 4 milimetres"

Average life span once mature is 1 month in you, 1 to 2 days in woman, 2 minutes on sheets


I cant help but think of the guys who sit around and study this all day. Looking at other guys' cum, measuring the distance it moves etc

I've done that at school ! But not with human spermies (nor devil's one)
It's really funny to see them running all directions.
The more they're quick, the more chance of fertility, because the way is so long to reach their goal !

seraph0x wrote: Good humor mixed with a good deal of real information. Enjoy!

I agree absolutely, it's interesting and funny. How did you found it? Curious like I am, I clicked some pages back and found out the site is about Vasectomy (hope it's spelled right) Do you have planned a medical action?

I wonder what teasing and denial would be like for guys who have had a vasectomy?

Even if they just had an orgasm i wonder if they would be begging for release

what a weird thought lol, guess ill find out when i have the sprogs and no longer need that part of the tackle

Average length and diameter (erect): 5.1 x 1.6 inches
Longest medically recorded erection: 12 inches

As soon as you really really really are in need of a ruler, there is none to be found

Mz_Teneale wrote:I wonder what teasing and denial would be like for guys who have had a vasectomy?

they actually release what they have from their prostrate, which gives them relief, like an usual orgasm does.

otherwise noone will go for a vasectomy, their whole life would b one big TnD

Yes you can still have an erection and you are still able to shoot your load. The surgery is very easy. The doctor makes 2 little cuts and cuts the 2 spermatic cords. It can be make outpatient without a full body anaesthetization. But I recommend a full body anaesthetization, because I had a surgery at my penis when I was young and to see someone who is cutting in this area damaged my mind for a lot of years. Maybe an adult can handle this better, but I would always prefer a full anaesthetization.

Having had the snip a few years ago (under local and no problems) I must say that the teasing & denial aspects are the same if not better. Basically my balls are full all the time, however one aspect has changed. Before after a lot of teasing and no release I got ball ache. Now I generally have a low grade ball ache nearly all the time which is not reduced after orgasm. It's almost like you cum and don't empty. Not a ruined orgasm but no ball draining explosion. I have explained this all to my wife and she has told her friends about the difference I have felt.
One of her friends asked her if it was frustrating for me, and since I was at home my wife called me into the house to answer. This friend is one that I find very attractive and she seemed amused when I said that it was frustrating to some extent. My wife then said to this woman that since I don't get a full orgasm it means that I don't have to have them as often. Her friend's eyes lit up and at this point I made my excuses and left.
After she had gone my wife called me in and said that her friend was very interested in all that she had said.
Basically now whenever I see this woman I get aroused knowing she has some insight into our 'kink'. My wife makes sure i am teased well afterwards too
This is the closest we have ever come to letting someone else know what T&D we get up to. I am sure this woman would be very interested and my wife often tells me that she will tell her more.
Phew this whole vasectomy thing has started more than I realised

no offence but some a go a german condom firm in white coats did some test to find the size of the normal size member and kind of came in at 6" to 6.5" and so set the mark.

so got my white coat on and wondered if male or female had the ruler, ok the french bigger and welsh thicker.

Who has the biggest cock on this site? I know there are plenty small ones...

kinkydomina wrote:Who has the biggest cock on this site? I know there are plenty small ones...

You can see a little overview here: http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=399