Hi guys, thanks for the feedback.
I'm currently working on the 'I came' button, timer, and victory rewards.
I like the sound of the expansion ideas using XML files and user pictures. I'll start moving things to global variables (seems most efficient way in Flash) and see what I can do.
Regarding the cards, I'll list them below. Some of them are only available when the user has certain items at hand, so if you don't have any items then there might be too little variety.
Girl Cards:
Thirty Seconds of Fun - choose a boy, then choose an action to do for 30 seconds (or stroke, if playing against bot): have him worship part of your body, facesit him, verbally abuse him, trample him. Move 1.
Ten Seconds of Fun - two varieties, choose a boy, either slap his balls or squeeze his balls for 10 seconds. Move 1.
Ballbusting - choose boy, hit his balls. Move 1.
Spitting - choose boy, spit. Move 1. Not used by bots and can be turned off altogether.
Faceslapping - choose boy, slap him. Move 1.
Superior Advancement - Move 2.
Tongue Twister - two varieties, choose boy and have him say things out loud, either 'Girls are superior to boys' or 'A vagina proves superiority'. Move 1. Number of times it is said can be modified and these cards can be turned off altogether.
To the Edge - two varieties, choose boy and have him edge to either your toes or vagina. 30 second time limit, if he makes it you can bust/spit/slap him or have him kiss your toes, if not then every girl busts him. Move 1.
Domestic Violence - choose boy, stand facing each other, slap him 10 times then knee balls. Move 1.
More Stroking - choose boy, the number of strokes he must do every turn is increased, then you may bust/spit/slap him or have him kiss your toes. Move 1. The number of initial strokes and the increment can be modified or turned off altogether.
Girl Power Art - choose boy, write 'Girl Power' and/or female symbol on him. Move 1. Requires lipstick or marker pen.
Ownership - choose boy, write 'Property of <your name>' on him. Move 1. Requires lipstick or marker pen.
A New Pet - choose boy, tie ribbon around his penis, he is now your pet. At the start of each of his turns, you can bust/spit/slap him or have him kiss your toes, after his stroking. Move 1. Requires ribbon.
Share a Drink - choose boy, take a mouthful of water then dribble it into his mouth. Move 1. Not used by bots and requires glass of water.
A Simple Gift for a Simple Mind - choose boy, gift him your old sock/underwear for him to play with until your next turn. Move 1. Requires old sock/underwear. (Any ideas to make it more interesting?)
Bug Swatting - choose boy, swat him in balls 3 times with hair brush/rules. Move 1. Requires hairbrush/ruler.
Beat Up an Idiot - choose boy. You may kick him 1/2/3 times, but you will have to move backward 1/2/3 squares.
Facesitting - choose boy, sit on face for 30 seconds. Move 1. Not used by bots.
Pinching - choose boy, pinch penis 10 times for 3 seconds each.
Flicking - choose boy, flick penis (fast!) for 30 seconds. Move 1.
Dickslapping - choose boy, slap penis around for 30 seconds. Move 1.
Kiss My Ass - choose boy, he kisses your bum 10 times. Move 1.
Kiss My Legs - choose boy, he kisses legs 10 times. Move 1.
Kiss My Tummy - choose boy, he kisses tummy 10 times. Move 1.
Biting - choose boy, bite penis 10 times for 3 seconds each. Move 1.
Boy Cards:
Tongue Twister - same as girl card. Move 1.
Get Ballbusted - choose girl, get kicked. Move 1.
Get Spit On - choose girl, get spat on. Move 1. Not used by bots and can be turned off altogether.
Get Faceslapped - choose girl, get slapped. Move 1.
Ten Little Toes - choose girl, kiss her toes. Move 1.
Foolishness - number of strokes per turn is increased. Move backward 1. The number of initial strokes and the increment can be modified or turned off altogether, in which case this card just moves you back 1.
Ladies First - choose girl, she moves 1 and you don't.
Snot Rag - choose girl, she blows nose in mouth. Move 1. Not used by bots and can be turned off altogether (with spitting option).
To the Edge - same as girl card. Move 1.
Self Abuse - hit self in balls 3 times. Move 1. (Used to be more times, but reduced.)
Clean that Dirty Thing - if spitting is included/turned on, then ask each girl to spit in your hand. If not, then spit in hand yourself. Then polish head of penis with palm for 30 seconds. Move 1.
Insertion - insert cotton bud in peehole, then announce to girls 'Look, my stupid penis does have a use!', then stroke, then remove it. Move 1. Requires cotton bud.
Girl Power Art - same as girl card. Move 1. Requires lipstick or marker pen.
Ownership - same as girl card. Move 1. Requires lipstick or marker pen.
Divine Essence - choose girl, she spits in your shot glass, you can either drink it or pour it over penis. Move 1. Requires shot glass.
Get a Drink - same as girl card 'Share a Drink'. Move 1. Requires glass of water.
Get Taped Up - choose girl, she wraps sticky tape around your penis then quickly rips all the tape off. Move 1. Requires roll of sticky tape.
Get Pegged - choose girl, she attaches your clothespeg on your penis. Move 1. Requires clothespeg.
Get Poked - choose girl, she pokes your penis with your toothpick for 30 seconds. Move 1. Requires toothpick.
Get Facesat - choose girl, she sits on your face for 30 seconds. Move 1. Not used by bots.
Get Pinched - choose girl, ask her to pinch penis 10 times for 3 seconds each. Move 1.
Get Flicked - choose girl, ask her to flick penis for 30 seconds. Move 1.
Get Slapped - choose girl, ask her to slap penis for 30 seconds. Move 1.
Get Bitten - choose girl, ask her to bite penis 10 times for 3 seconds each. Move 1.
Worship Cards:
If a girl picks up the card, it randomises a part of the body and asks her if she wants it worshipped. If yes, choose a boy and he does it for 30 seconds.
If a boy picks up the card, it randomises a part of the body and he chooses a girl, asks her if he can worship it, and if she agrees he does so for 30 seconds.
If it takes place, both move 1. Otherwise, neither move.
Group Cards: (affects everybody)
May the Best Gender Win - if you have a vagina, you move 1. If you don't, you don't!
Envy - everyone says something about their genitals, girls should be joyous, boys shouldn't. No moving.
Stupidity Test - everyone may stand up. If you stand up, you move 1. But any boy who stands up gets kicked by every girl.
Size Comparison - all boys stand up, girls decide who has the smallest penis, he moves back 1.
Superior Decisions - each girl gets to choose one other player who may move 1.
Ballbusting Time - each girl chooses a boy and kicks him. No moving.
Idiot Dance - all boys stand up, face girls, and moronically shake their genitals for 10 seconds. Girls mock. No moving. (Any ideas to make it more interesting?)
Gloating - all the girls should say how happy they are to have a vagina. If playing solo, boys must stroke for each vagina that is thrust upon them. No moving.
Confessions - each boy must point to his penis and say 'I am a boy and this proves my inferiority'. No moving.
Pride Parade - all boys kneel and each girl thrusts her vagina in his face. Each boy punches himself in the balls twice for each vagina. No moving.
Pointless Race - all boys stroke quickly until one edges. when first has edged, all stop and punch themselves in balls twice. All start-of-turn stroking is increased. No moving.
Girl Power - all boys kneel and all girls abuse them. If playing solo, each girl gets to kick each boy. If with real opponents, the girls get 1 minute to abuse them however they want (but no ballbusting), then kick them each once at the end. All girls move 1.
The group cards are really only fun with real opponents, but most of them are OK for solo play.
Any more feedback or card suggestions appreciated!
New version available, see first post in thread:
http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic ... 628#p99175