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Hi everybody, I was wondering if anyone knew of any recipes for fake cum that is safe to use anally and orally. My mistress has just got me a ejaculating dildo and tells me to use it everyday. Currently I am just using water but would prefer to use something that is more realistic. Any suggestions?

you can use starch (potato or corn), and mix it with water and boil - you get foul (not sure about the word - that's from the online translator. We Russians call the thing " Kisel' "). It's a little bit slimy liquid (in a good way), like a very very soft and melted jelly. It's generally made with fruits and berries and it's tasty, but you can do without them and all you get is almost tasteless slippery thing. With right proportion it will be just the right consistency as the sperm. It's completely safe as it's actually edible. You'll have to experiment with proportions though - for example, like a jelly, it gets a bit more thick when it's cold.
Also I know guys and girls used to experiment with milk or food dye to make the better colour, and even salt, sugar and some flavour extracts to make it taste and smell more like a sperm. Don't know where it led though.

I suggest buying some Xanthan Gum online and adding water to it. The great thing about Xanthan Gum is that you can make a huge batch with a very small amount of it. It also doubles as a great lube.

Another option is Cornstarch + water. I prefer Xanthan gum though.

Oh myy I wish you could buy fake cum in bottles like any normal drink, that would make me so happy! I could play all day long! Please someone bring that product out!!!
xx

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