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Yo moma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "To Be Contunied."

Yo moma's so fat she stepped on a scale and it said "No Cattle."

Yo moma's so fat she sat down at a bus stop and people started getting on.

Yo moma's so fat if she turns over it's a ten minuet walk to to get back on her good side.

Yo moma's so stupid she thought the picture of the kid on her milk cartons was the flavor.

Yo moma's so nasty she uses condoms twice and recycles by turning them inside out.

Yo moma's so nasty she got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.

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No one else has any? =(

Yo moma's so stupid she got fired from the sperm bank because she couldn't remember to spit instead of swollow.

Yo momma so fat her belt size is the equator
Yo Momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "one at a time please."
Yo Momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals"
Yo momma so skinny is she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue she's look like a zipper.
Yo momma so ugly the midwife slapped the mother.
Yo Momma so ugly she was thrown to the wolves, but the wolves threw her back.
Yo momma so ugly that she must've fallen of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Quazwierdcev283 wrote: Yo Momma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and they said "sorry no professionals"

Hahahah I like that one!

You're momma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
You're momma is so ugly, she's "oog-a-lee."
You're momma is so fat, that when she goes to the zoo, people say: "look at that hippopotamus."

(stole that last one from an Ali-G movie, and mine weren't that great anyways)