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End of World ? Sat?
Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 11:51 pm
by SexualChoc
Re: End of World ? Sat?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 7:19 am
by Teasetom
Typical!! It's by birthday on the 22nd! Looks like I'm going to muss out on a good birthday teasing session...
Unless any mistresses on here want to tease me before the world ends on sat???!
Re: End of World ? Sat?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 9:14 am
by ordered
Thank Flying Spaghetti Monster I'm not one of the righteous- WooHoo! I have 5 more months! DOH!!! I already spent my rent money on beer and rum right before sending the Boss an email with one of the anal teases from Milovana and an explanation of what to do with my performance review... Stupid end of the world.
Re: End of World ? Sat?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:03 pm
by masterstroke
The number of times the end of the world varies depending on whose statistics you use. One site states the end of the world has been predicted 44 times so I'm not too concerned.
http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl2.htm
I might have a beer and a shot but that's about it which I would probably do anyway.
I did try to get out of working Saturday telling my my boss the world was ending on Saturday. It didn't work.
I'm waiting for the end of the Mayan calendar on Dec 21, 2012 for my end of the world party.
Re: End of World ? Sat?
Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:52 pm
by SissyTashi
I am planning on getting nice and fucked up and watching the Left Behind series.
Or just going out with my Mistress and having a good time.
Bring the Tribulations, God. I'm ready :3
Re: End of World ? Sat?
Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 6:05 pm
by doti
Damned, I missed the end of the world. Maybe the next one (I just searched - no tease about the end of the world - very disapointing).
Re: End of World ? Sat?
Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 8:34 am
by ordered
Cheer up, Harold Camping, we've all made mistakes. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything.
His response: Did I say May 21st? I meant to say OCTOBER 21st. My bad.
His followers: Oh, ok. I was about to sue you over getting my hopes up like that.
Everyone else: Could you possibly postpone it until November? We have new costumes and Halloween plans.
Me: If I really thought some god-thing creator was coming to relieve me of earthly sin with a trip to eternal heavenly bliss... somehow I don't think I would find it appropriate to celebrate by blowing my life savings on a trip to Vegas. Maybe a couple of hookers and some of the hard drugs I've avoided for the sake of my job, perhaps leave a whole slew of gay porn sitting on my mom's bed and a tray of cumcubes in her freezer, or I could go to the police station wearing a whip cream bikini to file a complaint about how someone stole my nuts?
What would you guys do? Any good ideas as to how to spend your last day if the Apocalypse was really going to be here "tomorrow," and we knew for fact the world was ending?