Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:42 pm
I know its over use but
"...is it in yet?"
"...is it in yet?"
Indigo wrote:"On second thought, ... lets turn the lights off"
Ouch!! :P
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Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:44 pm
Ouch!! :P
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:45 pm
"Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober..." 
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:46 pm
Indigo wrote:AngelAnna837 wrote:Indigo wrote:"On second thought, ... lets turn the lights off"
Ouch!! :P
Guess you can tell it's in, huh?
...That, or in the wrong place.
Dix.
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:46 pm
"You're so good you could do this for a living..."
Dix.
Dix.
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:50 pm
She told me I had the biggest cock she'd ever felt.Indigo wrote:"Dear god, it's huge!"
"What, my cock?"
"No, ... your ego"
I said "you're pulling my leg."
Back on track though.
"That picture, oh that's me before the operation."
Dix.
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:52 pm
"I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!"
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:54 pm
"Is that blood on the headboard..."
Dix.
Dix.
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:55 pm
"You're almost as good as my ex!"
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 6:58 pm
A game that can be played by saying the wrong things in bed:
Bedroom buckaroo.
Mount your partner in the doggy style position and begin having sex. Now make sure you're holding on tight and whisper in her ear that her sister / best friend loves it when you take them in this position too, and hold on for as long as you can.
Dix.
Bedroom buckaroo.
Mount your partner in the doggy style position and begin having sex. Now make sure you're holding on tight and whisper in her ear that her sister / best friend loves it when you take them in this position too, and hold on for as long as you can.
Dix.
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:01 pm
Ummm...sweetheart...is it....hard?
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:13 pm
oh, by the way...your mom called.....
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:18 pm
Your sister does it this way
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 7:30 pm
"Is that a picture of your brother?"
"No silly me before my operation"
Re: Things not to say in bed
Posted: Tue May 17, 2011 8:04 pm
"So that's why they call you MR. Flash....."