Doggystyle - on your own?
Posted: Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:12 pm
Ok - there are numerous teases around where you are asked to screw yourself doggystyle.
Anyone have this down to an artform? What I mean is that in most houses you don't have the required sort of layout or furniture or... or... you know?
Two major problems I see:
1 - location. Down on your hands and knees, your legs need to be either side of the something holding the dildo firm. Doorframes? Too narrow. Chair Table legs? move too easy.
2- get that dildo locked on. How? suction cup base types unreliable depending on surface - sure on glass its great but not really keen to test the strength of the glass (besides - comes back to problem number 1) however! that could be some seriously cruel voyeur tease you know? "put suction dildo on window facing street. back up onto it. screw until cum. never mind who walked past and saw this naked bum pounding the glass with a dildo up their butt! hahaha!
strap-on dildo better - but again - strap to what?
Your experiences appreciated!
Here are two that work the best (which is average) for me:
- suction dildo stuck firmly (along with some helping duct tape at the base!) to excersise ball (you know like yoga/pilates ball), up against a wall.
pros: can get a good rythm going due to the bounciness, limited but adjustable height.
cons: moves around a bit too much, if it rolls a bit forward or back then dildo wrong position.
- suction dildo stuck to front of rim of toilet.
pros: good seal (attaches well), very solid in place. can also give you that cheap "used in a public toilet" feeling if that floats your boat.
cons: height a problem - can't seem to get it right. toilet bowl not flat vertically so dildo on incorrect angles. bowl width means often legs splayed too much.
Anyone have this down to an artform? What I mean is that in most houses you don't have the required sort of layout or furniture or... or... you know?
Two major problems I see:
1 - location. Down on your hands and knees, your legs need to be either side of the something holding the dildo firm. Doorframes? Too narrow. Chair Table legs? move too easy.
2- get that dildo locked on. How? suction cup base types unreliable depending on surface - sure on glass its great but not really keen to test the strength of the glass (besides - comes back to problem number 1) however! that could be some seriously cruel voyeur tease you know? "put suction dildo on window facing street. back up onto it. screw until cum. never mind who walked past and saw this naked bum pounding the glass with a dildo up their butt! hahaha!
strap-on dildo better - but again - strap to what?
Your experiences appreciated!
Here are two that work the best (which is average) for me:
- suction dildo stuck firmly (along with some helping duct tape at the base!) to excersise ball (you know like yoga/pilates ball), up against a wall.
pros: can get a good rythm going due to the bounciness, limited but adjustable height.
cons: moves around a bit too much, if it rolls a bit forward or back then dildo wrong position.
- suction dildo stuck to front of rim of toilet.
pros: good seal (attaches well), very solid in place. can also give you that cheap "used in a public toilet" feeling if that floats your boat.
cons: height a problem - can't seem to get it right. toilet bowl not flat vertically so dildo on incorrect angles. bowl width means often legs splayed too much.