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My Mistress has promised me we are celibrating Dick-mass this year
You stand around the tree-pole-er dick
and sing songs

there are candles
and wax
and roasting chesnuts or is that balls

And decorating

just thought I'd share perhaps it can become a new Holiday in the adult community?
who knows

so Happy Dickmass

Oh dickmass tree oh Dickmass tree
how long will you stand for me
oh dickmass tree oh Dickmass tree
You're glad I have your key
So long as I hold it tight
You will serve me every night
Oh Dickmass tree oh dickmass treeee
How long will you stand for me?

feel free to add your own carols

since no one has reponded yet...

Oh, I wanted to say, Dickmass can be celibrated any time.

Anouther Carol.

Have your self a Merry big Dickmass
Keep your balls red and bright
From now on you will serve me every night

Have yourself a merry big Dickmass
Keep your cums away
From now on my control is here to stay

You are under my complete control
Happy sweet days you submit
Faithfully you will serve me now
ever more my slave

Through the years
you deny your cums
I'll show you how
Hang on the edge a little longer now
And have yourself a Merry little Dickmass now

Ok, my version of Deck the Halls...

Slap your balls with boughs of holly,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Tis the season to make me jolly,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Dont you know I'm gonna hurt you,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'll make you cry til you go boo hoo
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Squeeze those balls as hard as you can
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Strike them hard with a big frying pan
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Would you like to eat you own cum
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
First stick your finger up your own bum
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Take it out and lick it all clean
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Aren't you glad that I am so mean
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Sing we joyous and cum together,
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Don't be silly you will never
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Chewit

Sing to the tune of
Winter Wonderland ---

Walkin' 'Round in Women's Underwear

hear it here


Lacy things, the wife is missin'
Didn't ask, her permission
I'm wearin' her clothes
Her silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the store, there's a teddy
Little straps, like spaghetti
It holds me so tight
Like handcuffs at night
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown
He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say, "Whoa Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna
We can dress, like Madonna
Put on some eyeshade
And join the parade
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear

Lacy things- missin'
Didn't ask- permission
Wearin' her clothes
Silk pantyhose
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear