How about an airport tease?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:01 pm
How about a tease about being stranded in an airport?
It's not a fetish, I'm just stranded.
sabs
It's not a fetish, I'm just stranded.
sabs
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Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:06 pm
Indigo is right, that's a really bad idea for a tease...
Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:09 pm
I've been in airports or on planes for 24 hours. I haven't crossed a single ocean. Worst of all; I can't enter the chat room!
Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:36 pm
Mothers day and my birthday. The return flight was only supposed to take 8 hours. I am now at 24. Also, half of the 24 was on my birthday and the customer service people wouldn't even sing to me.
Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:41 pm
And you better believe I asked!
Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:01 pm
"Sir, you're going to have to bend over. We need to do a cavity search."
"What? Aw, hell."
"Hm, we don't seem to have the proper instruments. Miss? May we use the giant novelty dildo you have in your suitcase?"
"That can't be legal."
"Neither is the stuff we do with your flights. Open wide!"
"What? Aw, hell."
"Hm, we don't seem to have the proper instruments. Miss? May we use the giant novelty dildo you have in your suitcase?"
"That can't be legal."
"Neither is the stuff we do with your flights. Open wide!"
Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 11:37 pm
Ha Ha Ha Ha! It's just like that!
Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 1:01 am
We interrupt this thread for a brief public service announcement:
Not wanting to give away my age, but sitting in an airport terminal with internet access isn't "stranded" at the airport.
Traveling with small children on a transoceanic trip and dealing with flight delays before Al Gore invented the internet and average people couldn't afford a laptop computer and Barney the Dinosaur wasn't available on dvd anyway, that's stranded at the airport.
Now, back to your sexual fantasies ....
Not wanting to give away my age, but sitting in an airport terminal with internet access isn't "stranded" at the airport.
Traveling with small children on a transoceanic trip and dealing with flight delays before Al Gore invented the internet and average people couldn't afford a laptop computer and Barney the Dinosaur wasn't available on dvd anyway, that's stranded at the airport.
Now, back to your sexual fantasies ....
Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 3:26 am
Stranded means unable to go anywhere. Using the available resources to keep one's self entertained is a completely seperate issue. Instead of wallowing in boredom and anger I reached out to our wonderful community, and they did not disappoint! Thanks for the story Indi!
Sabs
Sabs
Re: How about an airport tease?
Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 8:45 pm
Well, my point was that it's all relative. As much as I might have hated being stuck at an airport before kids, now it's all easy in comparison. If there was an easy to access airport terminal nearby, I might now be going there to get away from it all and just relax with a good book. I guess the difference is whether you're there voluntarily or not. I meant no offense, just trying to be cute. Now, back to your regularly scheduled teases.