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hey all, since its the time of giving myself to anyone who wants me.
il do anything you ladies want. me and my cock are completely yours.
=]

I reckon you're definitely gonna get at least 10 replies from beautiful young women willing to take you up on your offer.

Damn, if only i'd thought of doing that first.

I hope one of the 10 ask you to consume your own 'matter' or something, to really put you to the test. Getting any response would surely merit such a task so as to balance out the natural order of things

Cut it off and mail it to your mother... would have been my suggestion had I been a Domme!

Dude, please read in the forum pages about trying to 'get' a Domme. They're not all out there lined up and waiting for you believe it or not... . Really, please excuse the rudeness but we hear lines like yours a lot here from newbies. Should you decide to read and stay, welcome. We are all really pretty friendly and fun. You could learn a lot.

Here, read this too: http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=3069

Reading the title I thought this would be a parody. I guess not.

vergo wrote:Reading the title I thought this would be a parody. I guess not.

Hmmm maybe not......

http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic ... 2&start=30

Thanks Indy..... I hope poor Michael gets it now.

So, the other thread was locked, but I wanted to make a comment. The phrase, "I'll Do Anything" is a massive pet peeve of mine. Will you walk behind a horse with a knife and fork waiting for a tasty road apple? Will you dance a tarantella with large, well-oiled gay man while he gropes you?

Please, if you wish to find a domme, first and foremost be interesting. Be responsive. Be funny, intelligent, and all the things that attract any other woman. Don't offer ANYTHING, because you don't mean it. Offer things you can deliver. Offer to endure denial for long periods, offer to do errands or make her life easier. Make her needs the center of your universe, not your pud-pulling desires.

Okay, rant done, carry on.

Nika