Milovana.com

Couldn't get far, sorry. Sloppy text. Is the creator a native English-speaker? If so, just take some time to get it right. Go back and proof-read it, and the tease will be worth my time. Yes, I know some of us are writing teases in a language which is not our first language. Congratulations on being able to function in a different language, but functioning in a foreign language is less than what is required to serve the purpose of the tease. It's impossible to get aroused while wrestling with grammatical mistakes, just as it is impossible to get aroused while playing the violin or washing dishes.

Once again
Send the Author a PM and ask if you can help
edit the english if you hate it that much

as for impossible things giving you a hard on
Try: Hard as a Rock
A mind twisting tease that uses natural pictures to get you hard.
Still one of the only teases Like it (I wrote it under my old name)