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Okay there was recently
some descussion on weather or not Porn was "good'
My mistress wanted to share this site
Explaining how Christians can find porn acceptable
http://www.sexinchrist.com/pornography.html


Def a chuckle especially
the bit how having a threesome is also acceptable
http://www.sexinchrist.com/threesome.html
and "Masturbation: God's Great Gift to Us"
http://www.sexinchrist.com/masturbation.html

oh and everyone's fav
How BSDM is totally cool.
http://www.sexinchrist.com/submission.html


Hope you find it amusing reading anyway

Oh man, that last bit in the BDSM article is a real -moment.

Thanks for sharing, that was interesting. I would totally watch some Christian porn if it were available.

LOL. How funny is THAT? Is that like Christian chemistry or biology or physics? Sex is sex.

No extramarital sex, unless it is to illustrate the downfalls of adultery. The spouses in a Christian porn production must never have adulterous relations, unless they (and their partner in extramarital crime) suffer and are punished fittingly for their sins. (In deference to modern conventions, the punishment does not have to be one mandated by scripture, i.e., being stoned to death.)

Stoning not obligatory? Damn hippies!

*LMAO*
Oh man, now that is definitely worth a giggle!

My favourite being this one:

"......and pray for guidance as to whether it is wise for the wife to fist the husband."

Holy Handgrade, Batman!
Never thought I'd ever utter this, but:
Can I get an amen?!

CheerfullyInsane

"Moral indignation is usually 2% indignation, 48% moral, and 50% envy"

I cringed while reading some of that!

I may be being dense, but is that a legitimate article?! As oppose to a tongue in cheek thing? Either way, really interesting, thank you for sharing!

EDIT: Oh and - AMEN!

I think it's legitimate. It seems fairly lenient for being a religiously focused site that quotes scripture and such. Usually they are all "sex is for reproducing only and not for pleasure" and would frown on anything that isn't necessary for concieving a kid (such as oral, anal, fisting, bdsm and so on).

And I'm not trying to say all religious people are like this, only that religious sites that talk about sex tends to be like this. I know there's plenty of religious people out there with much healthier world views. :)

Oh, I'm pretty sure it's a parody-site.

There's no contact info (not even a PO-box), they're not members of any web-rings, nothing whatsoever about a Rev. something-or-other, and no links to other sites.
Zilch.
Plus, they have a socalled Q&A section, but no forum....And so on, and so forth.

Besides which, while the biblical quotes are correct, the interpretations are.....
Well, something of a stretch to put it mildly.
But it's damn well done.
They've hit the tone of a liberal religious website to such a degree, that a casual glance makes you think it's for real.
Try googling the site, and up pops other discussion-forums where the religious fruitcakes of the world are campaigning to close the site.

Only other site I've seen, where one was never *entirely* sure if it was a joke or not was the "Bonsai Kitten".
(Now sadly closed because some poor PC schmucks thought it was real)

CheerfullyInsane

Hahaha! +1 for the sheer insanity of all those bouncy smileys! :)

And yeah, looking again, I think you're right! It's a really well done parody! I used to be Christian so I got suckered by it, thinking, "Wow! Forward thinking Christians!". (Saying that, I honestly do have the utmost respect for Christians!)

It's really well researched in terms of making it believable. No surprise some are trying to get it shut down. What a great site though! :)

I've clicked on a few dodgy links in my time but I think "Fisting and God's Will" is my new favourite.

(btw - thanks Indigo - my head hurts now...)

*simply shakes My head......and decides this time......I will keep My thoughts to Myself..............*

Indigo wrote:

Lady X wrote:*simply shakes My head......and decides this time......I will keep My thoughts to Myself..............*

Disturbing ... yes?

Indeed.

Uhm......
But are you referring to the website or the en masse smileys?

CheerfullyInsane

Indigo wrote:
Disturbing ... yes?

Yes, because it is so not like the God I know.

CheerfullyInsane wrote:
Indeed.

Uhm......
But are you referring to the website or the en masse smileys?

CheerfullyInsane

*lol* well I have to scroll quickly when I see someone go nuts with the smileys...because it messes with My vertigo. But no, I was referring to the website.

The God I know isn't like that...not at all.

Haha loved the website, and the smileys.