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make up some storys with the emoticons for fun
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I had a who me which was nice since I liked to just in his and

He didn’t mind because I’d on his which was btw

Occasionally even

But one night so I knew he was some

So the next time I and fed it to my

Jenna wrote:I had a...

I couldnt quite translate that

Yeah, probably went a little too abstract with that one. Tried to do it more like a rebus puzzle and went a little far. I was trying to use as few words as possible so I had to stretch the meaning of the emoticons.

When I was a kid I remember watching a game show called Catch Phrase. You had to find the hidden phrases in drawings they’d have on screen. I’ve only seen the UK version on youtube so it must have lasted longer there. Or that's what I watched and didn’t notice the accents as a kid. :p

Anyway tried to do it in that style. What I was going for was'


I had a “boyfriend” who “worshipped” me which was nice since I liked to “tie him up” just in his “boxers” and “torture him”

He didn’t mind because I’d “bounce” on his “penis” which was “circumcised” btw

Occasionally even “blow him until he had an orgasm then I’d swallow”

But one night “when we kissed I smelled fish and was like wtf?” so I knew he was “going down on and licking” some “crazy bitch”

So the next time “I tied him up” I “cut off his penis” and fed it to my “dog”



The Pope being the penis isn’t a religious statement, it's the hat. There’s a phrase me and my friends sometimes use, “The Pope can’t visit because the cardinal is in town.” I’ll just say cardinals wear red and let you figure it out yourself.

So anyway, I won’t smoke crack before I post anymore.

jenna wrote:The Pope being the penis isn’t a religious statement, it's the hat. There’s a phrase me and my friends sometimes use, “The Pope can’t visit because the cardinal is in town.” I’ll just say cardinals wear red and let you figure it out yourself.

I'm definitely teaching my girlfriend that code. hahahaha

Jenna wrote: So anyway, I won’t smoke crack before I post anymore.

oh my, you were?
your story sounded hot till the last statement tho, no offence