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So, its sillynick's birthday on Sunday, and the silly boy asked for an extra cummy. Well, because of his impudence, you all suffer. No cummies on Saturday, everyone has to wait until Sunday and cum with silly.

But, don't worry you get to start on Saturday. This is what you are to do. When you first wake up on Saturday shave your cock and balls thoroughly. Then take some white cotton gauze, you know, like you find in a first aid kit, and wrap it firmly around your twig and berries. Then, get some duct or gaffers tape, and wrap the whole package up again, with several firm layers. (truly adventurous wankers will leave out the gauze part, but honestly, I don't know the impact of duct tape on nubbins, so proceed at your own risk) Leave a hole to pee out of, and don't be so stupid that you are cutting off the circulation to your precious package. When you are done, you should have a redneck chastity belt, serviceable for 24 hours. Next, you are to go to a store and buy a birthday cake candle, and some frosting.

The next day (Sunday) all the wankers celebrate silly's birthday together. First, unwrap your prezzie *grins*. Then slather it in cake frosting. Now you may jerk just enough to get it hard. Next, take that birthday candle and put the end in your pee-hole. Again, don't be stupid, just put the end in. Light the candle, and slowly and assuredly sing the whole "Happy Birthday" song to sillynick, followed by a rousing chorus of "How old are you now?". During this time, you may not stroke, and may only support your nubbins enough that the candle flame doesn't come to rest against your flesh.

When you are done, puff out the candle while its still in you weepy hole, and remove it. Then, using the frosting as your only lube, have a good hardy go at it boys.

Finally, write your reports to me while still covered in your mess.

There better not be a report before Sunday either!

Happy Birthday, sillynick!

Nika

Haha i think it is a fact that the best people in life are born at the end of July !! >> or maybe its the kinkiest
Happy Birthday 2moro Nick !



(Ps its my birthday the following sunday how freaky is that!!)

slave alexander wrote:Haha i think it is a fact that the best people in life are born at the end of July !! >> or maybe its the kinkiest
Happy Birthday 2moro Nick !



(Ps its my birthday the following sunday how freaky is that!!)

Thanks fella. yours is next Sunday. Cool - have a beer for us wankers doing Miss Nika's tease. A mate of mine has his birthday on Monday. That is wierd.

Will do mate
I`ll be at Lords tomorrow so will raise a glass in ur honour!!

slave alexander wrote:Will do mate
I`ll be at Lords tomorrow so will raise a glass in ur honour!!

no fair! i hate you! i hate you! i hate you! Let's hope that nothing untoward happens to you between now and then such as If in the unlikely event that you do get abducted bu aliens, terrorists, a dom woman looking to expand her stable of subs, can i have your ticket?

Of course you can Nick

Although i think we may have beaten them by the end of today at this rate haha

i had tickets for the fith day at trent bridge in 05 and then we had won on the 4th evening>> talk about bitter sweet !!

Hope you have a great day tho regardless matey! even if you do want to shoot me

slave alexander wrote:Of course you can Nick

Although i think we may have beaten them by the end of today at this rate haha

i had tickets for the fith day at trent bridge in 05 and then we had won on the 4th evening>> talk about bitter sweet !!

Hope you have a great day tho regardless matey! even if you do want to shoot me

Barratt Light 50 locked and loaded. Run monkey boy!

Have a good day tomorrow and try to maintain some semblance of dignity after we despatch the Aussies handily.

^^haha
i cant wait just hope the rain isnt too bad
maybe if i take a big umbrella then it won't rain at all

But enjoy your task Nick >>and everyone else taking part too

& I hope you get plenty of interesting results Miss Nika

Cake frosting ?? - is this what we call icing sugar in the UK ?

^^I`d say yes mate mixed with a bit of fruit juice>> like a bit of lemon or lime / something wet then hey presto cake frosting

alex - how was the cricket then? i spent a pleasant afternoon in the pub watching the cricket with some friends. i trust you were suitably lubricated with neck juice.

Miss Nika,



i have to report a semi failiure of Your task for date night. Please let me explain.

i wrapped my cock up as You suggested before i went to a barbecue last night with some friends. i was chatting to a lady and we clicked. After a couple of hours of chatting, drinking and flirting we disappeared upstairs to one of the bedrooms.

W/we got ot and heavy together and thenW/we stripped off. i hesitated when i got down to my boxers because i was "trussed" up. She took my bvoxers off and found my cock wrapped up in gaffer tape and a bandage. i was expecting fits of giggles but She unwrapped my cock and proceeded to give me a great blowjob. Unfortunately i shot my load before i was able to go down on Her and give Her the first orgasm. i apologise to You for this. W/we then made the beast with two backs for about 30 minutes before getting dressed and going back to the party.

i have spent the afternoon with Her and friends and every so often She has asked me why my cock was wrapped up and thus far i have managed to avoid giving Her an answer. As i was leaving the pub to come home this evening She told me that last night was a one off although She is thinking about coming back for seconds.

i apologise for not following Your orders Miss Nika. Please forgive me for this oversight.

OMG, that's hilarious!

Better than I could have expected!

LOL!

So laughing here.

Can't wait for your explanation.

Please post it here.

Nika

sillynick wrote:i wrapped my cock up as You suggested before i went to a barbecue last night with some friends. i was chatting to a lady and we clicked. After a couple of hours of chatting, drinking and flirting we disappeared upstairs to one of the bedrooms.

Damn, that takes some guts to head upstairs knowing the way you were wrapped up a the time! Or had there been enough drinking that you had forgotten?

sillynick wrote:W/we got ot and heavy together and thenW/we stripped off. i hesitated when i got down to my boxers because i was "trussed" up. She took my bvoxers off and found my cock wrapped up in gaffer tape and a bandage. i was expecting fits of giggles but She unwrapped my cock and proceeded to give me a great blowjob.

I have to think that any girl who would just unwrap you and blow you (without asking questions!) is probably someone you need to propose too! I don't think I would have expected fits of giggles, I would have expected her to run screaming from the room!

You have to wonder what (if anything) would have shocked this girl!

Sounds like you had an interesting birthday though!

Birdman

Fair play Nick sounds like you had a great birthday!!
I had a nice day yesterday cheers matey but not sure if it was better than yours haha
I did give the aussies everything i could (helped by champange red wine stella marstons etc)

I sledged everyone in gold i came across with most taking it well. This one old Aussie bloke at lunch was very angry tho haha. All i said was are you home sick/ do you want directions to heathrow!!
Also i started the day sat next to an aussie couple but they moved after lunch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d0pw8oP4oY<Birthday sex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rjzC4A3gvI<We all shagged Matilda/can u hear the aussies sing....