Date Night - June 6th
Posted: Sat Jun 06, 2009 10:54 am
Hello Wankers:
Are you excited? It is finally date night again! Last week's was a messy, time consuming (and other things consuming!) exercise. This one is much more straightforward. You will need a coin, and a kitchen timer. That's all!
So, boys should have endurance, don't you agree? For tonight's date, I want you to strip naked. Then, stroke your nubbins to one edge. No lube for this, just dry stroking. Once you edge, set the kitchen timer to 5 minutes, and place the coin against the wall, and holding just the base of your twig, keep the coin against the wall with the head of you nubbins. If you go soft, or just lose focus, and the coin drops, then you must relax and go completely soft and start again. Take your wee fella back to the edge, and reset the timer.
First off, if you are too tubby for your nubbins to touch the wall, then no cummies for you!
You boys who make it through on the first try, get a full free wank. Lube, porn, whatever you want.
For the rest of you, follow this chart:
2 tries: No lube, and a ruined orgasm.
3 tries: 3 ice cubes up your bum, then no lube and a ruined orgasm.
4 tries: Icy hot or similar lube, and ruin it.
More than 4 tries, well that's too pathetic to consider. Wait until next week for your cummy.
Nika
Are you excited? It is finally date night again! Last week's was a messy, time consuming (and other things consuming!) exercise. This one is much more straightforward. You will need a coin, and a kitchen timer. That's all!
So, boys should have endurance, don't you agree? For tonight's date, I want you to strip naked. Then, stroke your nubbins to one edge. No lube for this, just dry stroking. Once you edge, set the kitchen timer to 5 minutes, and place the coin against the wall, and holding just the base of your twig, keep the coin against the wall with the head of you nubbins. If you go soft, or just lose focus, and the coin drops, then you must relax and go completely soft and start again. Take your wee fella back to the edge, and reset the timer.
First off, if you are too tubby for your nubbins to touch the wall, then no cummies for you!
You boys who make it through on the first try, get a full free wank. Lube, porn, whatever you want.
For the rest of you, follow this chart:
2 tries: No lube, and a ruined orgasm.
3 tries: 3 ice cubes up your bum, then no lube and a ruined orgasm.
4 tries: Icy hot or similar lube, and ruin it.
More than 4 tries, well that's too pathetic to consider. Wait until next week for your cummy.
Nika