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Ever injured yourself whilst wanking in a bizarre way? Maybe whilst doing a tease? Write about it here.

Ok heres one of mine (it will make you wince). When I was a horny teenager exploring the possibilities of masturbation I decided to see if I could fire stuff out my cock as I ejaculated...
You know when an incense stick burns down and your left with a thin bit of wood? Its like a matchstick but thinner and more pointy... I carefully pushed one of those a little way down my pee hole... not too far, just enough to hold it in there. I started wanking but as I got close to cumming I got a bit vigourous with my strokes, forgot what I was doing. Anyway I must have caught the top of the stick with my finger and on a sudden down-stroke I felt a terrible pain shoot through my dick.
I looked down and the stick was a lot further inside me... and worst of all, it was sticking out at a strange angle... Oh, and there was blood. I dont think ive ever been so scared. I had to pull it out really slowly... argh! I had images of splinters inside my cock. Peeing afterwards was a terrible nightmare.
Never again.

Lol

This morning I decided tabasco sauce as lube would create a nice/painful tingling sensation.

An hour later desperately washing myself groaning and doubled over in pain I thought to myself "This wasnt a good idea".

You boys take what should be the safest thing in the world, and manage to injure yourself. I find that hilarious. Thank you for sharing.

I think I'd make you wear big pink mittens if you hurt yourself wanking in my house.

Nika

Nika Ferlinghetti wrote:You boy's take what should be the safest thing in the world, and manage to injure yourself. I find that hilarious. Thank you for sharing.

I think I'd make you wear big pink mittens if you hurt yourself wanking in my house.

Nika

Nice thought