Milovana.com

I thought this bit of news might be found to be funny/amusing

JOPLIN, Mo. — Authorities have arrested a couple accused of riding naked on a stolen lawn mower in Missouri.

Jasper County sheriff’s Det. Tim Williams said a 55-year-old man and a 40-year-old woman admitted that they rode the lawn mower home naked after their clothing was stolen while they skinny dipped in a creek northwest of Joplin.

The Joplin Globe reports that authorities arrested the pair Tuesday morning on suspicion of stealing after finding them at a house with the riding mower parked in the front yard.

Kinky uses for a lawnmower?
probably better if you don't "borrow" someone else property for a naked romp.

my thoughts and prayers go out to friends/family in France, Nice especially.

wanted to post this somewhere
I know there are a few who read every post.. so this is for you...
an Anti-trump rap/poem
becasue I HAD to...

I stand against the chosen
who have frozen
the dream of hope...
NO he is the one who grope
Whitey he be all dope
what's that a black man
who can?
NO!
we can not take
nor give a girl a break
we must investigate nothing that is a (smoke)screen
so we can rig this machine
Russia hacks and we crack
and bend over back
redneck loving KKK got the noose
and running lose
# hash tag you black you're F-d
Spanish rapist they call you now
Muslims put on trains to Dachau
Jesus weeps Evangelist feet
as white fear of woman sweeps
Can't take it back now
we all got that golden cow
Bow down and worship that bull
Money loving Full (fool)
your can't drink the coolaide
because the water pest sprayed
or coal filled sludge
The faithful won't budge
because reason is Dissin
Trump the god/ golden sun

I call you out demon one
all all who hate
or let it dominate
killing earth and sky
natives people cry
surely we can know right and wrong?
fake facts knock that song
and hundreds believing
God is the reason
Don't take his name in vain
with your racist stain