FAKE porn that gets me turned on for REAL
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2015 9:30 pm
I am becoming an aficionado of "fake"-looking porn. I wonder if other people have this sort of reaction. I look at the chicks in the images, I dang-well KNOW they aren't "realistic" at all, but I get REALLY horny for 'em (or, heh, "thanks to 'em") anyway.
Example:
(Oh, and by the way, if you followed the link which that image originally linked to, you'd end up at ... uh ... I think Warcraft, or maybe Lord of The Rings game! LOL ...)
Something about it, no? Also, below is a link to a GAME that is really a turn-on for me. You just push the chick's head back and forth and make her give you a deep-throat blowjob. It seems like it should be stupid, right? I expected to be, like, "Oh whatever, animated blowjob, not even from the male's point-of-view perspective, yawn." Instead, I'm like, "Whoa DAYUM I got a RAGING boner."
http://www.comdotgame.com/play/super-deepthroat
(Game uses Flash. This particular adult-oriented game appears on several websites. I've only included one link.)
So, what IS it about these things, hunh? I am even getting into the Futanaria things, even though they're (obviously) utterly fake and totally not what I would be into even if they WERE real. Something about the happy shiny brightness of it all? The wet slimy bounciness? I dunno ...
Example:
(Oh, and by the way, if you followed the link which that image originally linked to, you'd end up at ... uh ... I think Warcraft, or maybe Lord of The Rings game! LOL ...)
Something about it, no? Also, below is a link to a GAME that is really a turn-on for me. You just push the chick's head back and forth and make her give you a deep-throat blowjob. It seems like it should be stupid, right? I expected to be, like, "Oh whatever, animated blowjob, not even from the male's point-of-view perspective, yawn." Instead, I'm like, "Whoa DAYUM I got a RAGING boner."
http://www.comdotgame.com/play/super-deepthroat
(Game uses Flash. This particular adult-oriented game appears on several websites. I've only included one link.)
So, what IS it about these things, hunh? I am even getting into the Futanaria things, even though they're (obviously) utterly fake and totally not what I would be into even if they WERE real. Something about the happy shiny brightness of it all? The wet slimy bounciness? I dunno ...