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Soooo a few months back i bought an AutoBlow2


Yes a lot of money - but if you work out the price per bj is very cheap lol
(Beware that you will not be impressed by the sound this makes >.< - and if it cant give you an orgasm - then try using less lube.)

Anyway i had been talking to a few friends about filling it up with bake beans and getting a Baked Bean Blowjob (BBBJ for short - Yes i Will start some weird sexual abbreviation lol)

The talk of this lasted for a long time and never surfaced as i couldn't be bothered to get messy, how ever last night i decided to give it a try.

I opened the mouth and poured a full can of baked beans inside - some of the juices covered the mouth so i decided to lick it off - which felt very strange to do but seemed kinky.
After the mouth clean up with my tongue - i slid my cock inside and turned it on slowly to start off with.
I then turned it up to a slightly faster speed.
Wow i couldn't take and instantly knew i was going to orgasm. I slammed the AutoBlow 2 into hyper speed and blew a hot load into my toy.

All that naughtiness over within 30 seconds - if that! - maybe even 10 seconds lol :

This year, Starring Minion comes a award winning act in "Cum in 10 Seconds", Minion is that guy that Jizzes his panties at the slightest sniff of a girl walking by. This year how ever, he gets help from a BBBJ and Manages to last a whole 10 seconds!

:::::: Ooops, Sorry i got sidetracked .....

Anyway i thought i would share with you my 10 seconds of glory and also state that this is probably the first ever documented case of a BBBJ.
Im thinking of a RCBJ for tomorrow - and no its not a remote control one - its a rice cream'd one lol
or maybe an BSBJ - damn done it again >.< its not a bullshit blowjob - its an Brussels Sprout BlowJob.

Ok maybe i made the last one up as i thought it was funny....

I tell you what, how about, i make it up to you and invite you round for some beans on toast?

I'm afraid to ask, but can't help myself.

Okay... "Why baked beans?"

Probably the best post milovana has seen in a long time.

Please try more items and write back to us!

Tury wrote:I'm afraid to ask, but can't help myself.

Okay... "Why baked beans?"

Baked beans always seem messsy/gross - so having them on your body feels kind of kinky.

It is a texture thing - beans are slimey but yet chunky - so you get more than just 1 sensation.

i Guess there is a lot better foods to try - maybe savoury wasn't a great choice to start off with lol

Maybe i should have tried Alphabetti Spaghetti - Then the remaining letters that haven't broken could be like reading tea leaves - They might spell out some message that flying spaghetti monster has sent me.


Minions remaining letters: "HA HA TEN SECONDS!"

jackstock wrote:Probably the best post milovana has seen in a long time.

Please try more items and write back to us!

Thank you :D Glad to see someone has missed my sense of stupidity - yes this is an alt account

Whats even stranger is the same people reply in my weird topics.
You are drawn to me even though i hide under a different name lol - nope not telling who, as that would just void the reason for hiding lol - Although it seems I'm not doing a very good job at it .


Anyway i will keep you up to date of minions wacky adventures in this topic and give you a full count of foods/objects tried.
Although at times i maybe lazy, so the thought of having to tidy up afterwards may make this topic go slow lol

Right time to go make an avatar for this account - This topic has gave me an idea lol

Damn my pic looks to small for an avatar >.<

So thought i would share it here:
now my signature lol :

Anyone care to help me start The BBBJ abbreviation - please like it on Urban Dictionary : http://bbbj.urbanup.com/8289549

Pleeeeease - You know you want to make life more funnier for others lol

Did you eat the beans?

Whats even stranger is the same people reply in my weird topics.
You are drawn to me even though i hide under a different name

Well that's because its fucking hilarious

Lady Anne wrote:Did you eat the beans?

Of course - it would be a shame to waste beans with my own special topping ;)

jackstock wrote:

Whats even stranger is the same people reply in my weird topics.
You are drawn to me even though i hide under a different name

Well that's because its fucking hilarious

Thanks - Guess i am always doing weird wacky stuff that makes people laugh - my sex life is defiantly on the strange side lol

I think the problem you will meet with Urban Dic. and BBBJ is that it already stands for 'Bare back blow job'.