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Hey boys,

Take a look at this lovely picture of Heidi Klum. I would like to propose a caption contest. Imagine she is talking to a nerdy boy. What does she say? Where are they? etc etc

Set up the caption, and the best one will receive a reward from me ;)

http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-conte ... y-3-03.jpg

Enjoy!

cathyrosa,

Nice pic, Miss!

My suggested caption is: "What's that, boy? You are not worthy? True, but I will enjoy teasing the Hell out of you anyway. So, tell me, boy toy... what is the most edges you have ever done in one hour? Let's see if you can break that record for me."

Heidi asks the nerdy guy to come backstage after he performed the worst card trick at America's Got Talent and got sent off stage before even finishing his act. He tries to pull himself together, but he is overwhelmed by arousal as she gets closer and reaches out for his hands. She hands him over one of his cards that flew all over the place, the Jack of Hearts. She takes a few steps back and says playfully: "Jack off, maybe I will let you finish this time".

keep them coming boys, dont feel like you are limited to one post ;)

"once you can take a kick without flinching...then we can discuss letting you out of that cage"

"My boyfriend and I are looking for a sissy slave because we both have a cruel dominant side to both of us. We have a bet to see who can totally break the slave first and keep them in a state of total submission and frustration, it's like a game we play with slaves. You will be number 6 and I really plan on winning this time!
There will be no limits, no safe word and no time limit as to how long we will own you. Trust me you have no idea how hard we have been on the others and you will be treated even harder.
So are you in or out?"

P.s. I'd say yes!

To test her new experimental fragrance Heidi asked one of the men that worked on it to be a subject. The fragrance is supposed to increase the libido of men significantly so she thinks it is best to tie him to a chair before starting the experiment. He is happy to be chosen from all the other men so he agrees to her conditions. He is feeling increasingly aroused as he inhales the scent while she she moves around teasingly. His heartbeat increases and blood rushes through his body leading to the firmest erection he ever had. She looks pleased at his erection and says "Based on the bulge in your pants I see it is working or are you just getting aroused by my body? Either way I think you are not aroused enough yet. I am going to keep teasing you with this perfume until you explode in your pants and then you will show the results to your colleagues".

What the fuck.
Is that the new lingerie line I'm supposed to be modelling.

No. Don't take it off, that's never going near me now.
We best get hair and make-up in here looks like Heidi Klum intimates has a new star model.
Get Legal in here too, you will be wearing all the lingerie you can handle now, you won't be seen as a male for a long time, your not about to put my business in jeopardy just to get your kicks.
Now sign the contract and wave goodbye to your male life.

What are you doing you sick freak. I asked you to fix my laptop not jerk off to my private pictures.
No don't stop you can stare at that picture off my boyfriends big dick or I can call security your choice.

Your here for the runway consultants role.
No you wont be helping me or the girls in fact your not to look at any of us.
No the only thing you will be doing is licking this runway clean before and after the show.
I despise a dirty floor and other methods are just too slippery I find a tongue is just right.
Pay? Don't be stupid, your not getting paid.
If you do a good job and dont oggle any of my girls or drip your slime on my runway then you can have the panties I wear to the aftershow party tonight.
After they are full of a real mans spunk of course.

Hey, what are you doing here?

This is backstage. Are you some kind of pervert? trying to sneak a peek of us models changing.

Well you need to be punished! I bet you just want to come back here and masturbate over our sweaty underwear, didn't you?

Well no orgasm today. Just plenty of denial.